Total Medals Earned: 310 (From 34 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,495 Points
Medals Earned: 37/63 (210/355 points)
Medals Earned: 8/13 (105/250 points)
Medals Earned: 11/11 (265/265 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
Medals Earned: 18/18 (660/660 points)
Medals Earned: 17/20 (240/395 points)
Medals Earned: 19/19 (645/645 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Won the Alien Hominid plush
Won the Barbarian Boss plush
Won the Beefy Bear plush
Won the Beefy Villager plush
Won the Bitey Bat plush
Won the Cat Guard plush
Won the Chris Plushy
Won the Chutney plushy!
Won the Cyclops plush
Won the Edd plush
Won the Giraffey plush
Won the Hank plush
Won the Hatty Hattington plush
Won the Leo Plush!
Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Matt plush
Won the Monkeyface plush
Won the Pazzo plush
Won the Pico plush
Won the Pipistrello plush
Won the Pbot plushy!
Won the Rammy plush
Won the Red Knight plush
Won the Salad Fingers plush
Won the Satan plushy
Won the Scratchpaw plush
Won the Tank Man plush
Won the Behemoth Chicken plush
Won the Tom plush
Won the Tricky plush
Won the Yeti plush
Won the Zach plushy!
Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!
You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide
Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide
Survived 5 Minutes!
Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!
Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!
Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena
Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena
Survived for 10 minutes!
Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena
Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!
Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!
Survived 5 Minutes
Earn your first pawn
Click to get a shirt
Promote to a knight
Promote to a bishop
Promote to a rook
Promote to a queen
Equip one of every (non-pawn) piece at the same time
Play the game
Beat level 1
Beat level 2
Beat level 3
Beat level 4
Beat level 5
Beat level 6
Beat level 7
Beat level 8
Beat level 9
Beat level 10
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Get freaky on a Friday.
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
